I got two red bearded friends

who couldn’t be more different

One’s got the occasional

demeanor of a goofy dog

I seen him pour beer on his head

the other one chugged a glow stick

in a summer trance

I dance best to his DJ sets

First might tell me just how to baste a lamb

second might buy me a dress 

My first friend paints

portraits of a broken man

my second makes

shook-up collages out of text 

Really couldn’t be more different

Wildly they’ve never met

Only thing they both enjoy

is old netscape pages

on the internet

So I made them a site

vaporwave microwaved

charbroiled hardboiled and bent 

you can find it yourself

(and I hope they do)

at MyVibesGuys.Net